my 5 haikus

Haiku 1 - people-watching in the square:

blonde hair, brown eyebrows

muffin top escapes jeans.

Looking hot tonight.

Haiku 2 - melting things in the chem labs for the proverbial shits & giggles:

I melt plastic Jesus

in cup.

No deliverance for me today

Haiku 3 - not reading the answer on the lecture handout when asked a question in lecture (major embarassment):

Words on paper in front of me

I ignore.

How epic my fail.

Haiku 4 - some people in the room and Claudettes/everyone's/my reaction:

Strangers in The Room.

Claudette: "Who are these people?!"

Claudette speaks for us.

Haiku 5 - poor doggie being stroked by Tommy Wiseau:

Hi Doggie, look out

I suggest run while you can.

Don't let him pat you.

I like doing this a lot. I'll do more later.